THE DIAMOND COIN

JOKES

JOKES

JOKE 1.

TEACHER:SCIENCE IS OUR SUBJEST FOR TODAY, WHAT IS SCIENCE? CARLO?

CARLO:MAM' SCIENCE IS OUR SUBJECT FOR TODAY!

JOKE 2.

NEIBHOR 1:NEIBHOR HELP ME!

NEIBHOR 2:WHY?

NEIBHOR 1:TO HELP OTHERS!

JOKE 3.

MAN 1:WHATS THIS?

MAN 2:I DON'T KNOW!

MAN 1:WHO ARE YOU?

MAN 2:I DONT KNOW! WHO I'AM

MAN 1:I DONT KNOW!

JOKE 4.

YOU WANT SOME JOKES, JUST... UM... YOU'LL...

I'LL TELL YOU LATER!

LAST SHOUT!

TRY TO TALK, I KNOW YOU CAN'T

TRY TO JUMP, I KNOW YOU CAN'T

HAHA, YOU CANNOT DO ANYTHING BECAUSE YOUR DEAD!

SPECIAL JOKE!

A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.

"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."

"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."

"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."

"He died of a broken neck."

"A broken neck?"

"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."